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- No way! - No way!
For this plan,
we have plan A and plan B.
- We have plans A and plan B. - I don't care about plan A.
- For plan A, we have a very speedy plan. - Yes.
For plan B, I'll explain it briefly.
We have a low-pressure plan. Which one do you prefer?
We do have plans A and B.
- Plan A and plan B? - Plan A and plan B?
If you say that, I don't want to know.
- How about plan B? - Plan B?
When you get tired at night,
and you can't move much,
you'll be late by about one-fourth of the time.
- Is it that bad? - In that state,
you can do what's popular on YouTube as a "night routine."
But you won't be able to watch it.
But if you fast-forward the part where you're late,
viewers won't get tired of it.
If you just fast-forward it, it'll be a mess and weird.
So even if you're slow,
you have to fast-forward it.
By moving slowly and being careful,
you can make it look like a normal "night routine" for the viewers.
I think you should practice that
for your "night routine" life in the future.
I won't do it.
Take your "night routine" slowly, and do it quickly.
- I want to do a project like that. - It's easy to understand!
This is plan B.
- Can you tell us about plan A? - Plan A?
- Can you do it? - Yes.
Fast-forward the part where you're slow, and make it look like a normal "night routine" for the viewers.
That's too fast!
That's basically the title of the video.
It's not "title"! There's no meaning to it!
There's no meaning!
It's a challenge! It's a challenge! It's just a game!
What's the reason for it?
What was the reason for it?
It's all random.
Well, it's a challenge like that, but if you look at it in detail,
there are five times faster parts in total.
It's up to you how many times you want to do it,
but you have to make it look like a 5-second scene.
For example, if you make a 10-second scene into a 5-second scene, it's twice as fast.
The faster you do it, the easier you'll get caught.
So, if you don't get caught in a 2x speed scene, you get 2 points.
If you don't get caught in a 4x speed scene, you get 4 points.
I see.
Okay, my "night routine".
I've been doing it seriously.
What's your actual "night routine" like?
My actual "night routine" is about half of it.
Half of it?!
Half of it is a lie!
Do you get it?
It's not a real "night routine".
It's not a 3-minute scene.
I'm going to sleep. It's over.
I'm going to take a bath and sleep.
Here we go.
Okay.
Ryo's "night routine" is this!
I'm home!
Welcome to Ryo's night routine today.
I think it will be the most advanced, so I would like to introduce a normal lie night routine.
Lies are lies and I would like to say it clearly.
At first, I was in a good mood, of course it was a lie, but after I got home, I washed my hands and changed into my room clothes.
This day was a work-out day, but changing into my room clothes was a lie and I was very unfortunate because I was shooting.
After changing into my room clothes, I went straight to the kitchen.
I make dinner, but of course it's a lie.
Recently, I've been eating in front of me.
As for the apron, I don't remember it, so I think it's the first time I've worn it since I became an adult.
Now, what does Ryo make?
What I took out of the refrigerator is green pepper.
Wash, remove the seeds, stack them together, and cut into strips.
Oops, you jumped out of nowhere.
Cut into thin slices.
Cut other ingredients into thin slices as well.
Attach the ventilation fan and first of all...
This is not good. The water in the bamboo shoot wasn't cut off properly.
I was surprised.
In addition, add green pepper here and stir-fry firmly.
Next, add meat and...
You already know, right?
What I'm making is ginger roast.
I used Ryuji's video as a reference for cooking research.
Let's eat.
It's dinner time now.
Ryuji's recipe is insanely delicious.
Thank you for the meal.
When I say "thank you for the meal," I make sure to say it.
After dinner, it's relaxation time.
On this day, I was watching Netflix and drinking R. Coffee Stand's watered-down coffee.
Because of the length of the video, I drank it all at once.
When I got home, it's muscle training time.
I used Metronburg's video as a reference for cooking research.
I work out every day.
It's a workout you can do freely, but it's really tiring.
This is not a lie, it's just a normal routine.
This workout menu is not about time, it is recommended for beginners who can do it at their own pace because it is placed at the beginning.
End
After working out, I take a bath straight away.
I use it well for a few days a week.
By the way, the tie, apron and pajamas in this video were given to the viewers.
And this Paula's beauty salon was given to me by Risa Sekine on my birthday, and this BGM was made by Daichan of LAMP IN TELLEN in the past.
Everyone, you are always really helpful.
That was Ryo's night routine.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
No, wait a minute, it may be difficult.
It's not a hidden song, it's not a song that I'm showing you as a double-folding song, is it?
No, it's not.
Oh, really?
But if you do it normally in the production of the video, it will be confusing, so this time I'm going to hide it all.
Really?
Well, then.
That's right.
Well, then.
Then I'll go first.
Yes, please.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
The first scene of "tadaimaa" and the part where you are walking after changing clothes, "itameteruyori", "udetatefuse", "dryer" are these five.
It's exactly the same.
It's the same.
You said "tadaimaa" with a low voice, didn't you?
Yes.
Your voice is low, isn't it?
In the first place, it's the loudest in the recording studio, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, I'll check the correct answer.
Yes.
But the correct answer is open!
What's wrong with you?
End of discussion!
What's wrong with you?
"itameteru" is crazy, isn't it?
It's crazy!
Hey, show me once!
tadaimaa
It's crazy!
I thought you would let me go because you were spaced out at first.
On the contrary, I thought it would be difficult for me to do it in the first place.
I know you.
The change of discreet is true.
This fire started in the parking lot, but it was more than a fire, and it burned through the meat.
You already know, don't you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's the kind of video this is!
It's too early!
Why is this?
I really drank a lot of water at the restaurant here.
You say that back and forth normally.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's difficult!
So the value is 0 point.
Here is Tetsuya's night routine.
I would like to introduce Tetsuya's night routine.
I had a shoot today, so I'm going home.
I want to sleep on the sofa as it is.
I'm so tired, but I can't do it.
It is important to act smoothly here.
Tetsuya heads for the washroom immediately.
No, what position am I in?
What is Tetsuya? It's me, isn't it?
I'm Tetsuya.
Oh, you're taking off your clothes.
You have a sexy body.
Tetsuya takes off his pants and changes into his room clothes.
I always want to wear loose clothes at home, so I change into my room clothes right away.
Oh, I found it.
Now, I'm going to work on my computer.
I'm going to organize the data I took today.
Oh, the password is long.
It's very long.
The password never ends.
How many digits are there?
Oh, I made a mistake.
It started from the beginning.
Oh, you gave up.
That's all for my work on my computer.
Now, where are we going next?
Oh, this is a tea lab.
It's a hobby room in the same apartment building.
I always watch Kai Asakura's abs video and copy it and work with him.
Focus on your abs.
Finish!
Thank you for your hard work.
Running is also essential after muscle training.
By the way, I'm running in a buttoned sneaker because I lost my running shoes.
Now, I've sweat a lot, so I'll go to the bathroom.
Oh, you can't peek.
When you get out of the bath, don't wipe your face with a towel.
Let's wipe it with a tissue.
Because germs get in.
Now, this is FEMU's lotion.
Put a lot of this in your hands and let it soak in.
It's a waste to wipe off what's left in your hands, so I'll just apply it to my chest and butt.
Next is this beauty solution.
This is also FEMU.
Put it in your hands and knead it like this.
Warm it up in your hands for now.
Let it penetrate your face firmly.
It's a waste to wipe off what's left of it, so I want to apply it to my chest and butt.
Lastly, it's lotion.
Apply this to prevent dryness.
It's a waste to wipe off what's left of it, so I'll just apply it to my chest and butt.
After skincare, I'll dry my hair with a hair dryer.
I'm using a Dyson hair dryer.
If you don't dry it, you'll get a terrible hangover the next day.
It looks like you.
Oh, it's a small role.
I'd like to brush my teeth here.
I've been carrying a cross that I'll brush my teeth for the rest of my life.
Oh, cute kitty.
What's wrong with you looking at me?
Oh, it's Churu.
He's coming closer because he's invited by Churu.
Let's give it up.
I can't wait to eat it.
Oh, cute.
Oh, so cute.
Cuteness closes one eye and is delicious.
Cute face.
Oh, I ate it right away and ate it.
Oh, this is a visual device.
I paid 200,000 yen.
I'll put this on the water heater and...
Oh!
Electricity is passing through.
I didn't move my face.
My face moves on its own.
It's interesting.
Do you see this muscle?
It's like this.
It's interesting.
Your nose is wide open.
Migiga before
No, it's "Migiga after".
Oh, it's too early.
What are you doing?
Oh, you're taking TikTok.
I'm taking TikTok every week.
It didn't work out.
It's been a year, but I haven't posted a single one.
While I was saying that, it's morning.
I'm in a good mood, so I went for a walk.
It's a nice river.
I stopped by and looked at the clouds.
It's a pleasant morning.
Like this, I'm going to do a night routine, but I'm going to do a morning routine.
That's my usual night and morning routine.
I'm off.
When is this person sleeping?
Yes, it is.
Oh, but five places.
It's five places.
You take really good care of your skin.
LOL
Of course.
You do it a lot.
Makeup, beauty products, bath bombs, of course.
But it's hard.
I'm glad you're doing it.
Here it is.
Ta-da!
Running, dryer, TikTok, morning sun.
Oh, I see.
Here it is.
Cat somewhere double speed
Peek-a-boo double speed
I felt like it was a little early to lower my beauty products.
And it's the same for TikTok in the morning.
So it's the same for TikTok in the morning.
What?
Wow, I don't know.
I'll tell you the correct answer, including you two.
Yes.
The correct answer is...
"tiktok" and "morning"!
Yeah!
No other answers!
Shall we look at them in order?
Wow!
The fifth answer is...
- Yes. - Wow!
- What?! - No way!
- It's the same! - What?!
It's twice the speed of the first one!
Running is also essential after training.
- By the way, I'm wearing a running suit now. - It's a mislead.
- I'm wearing a sweater. - It's just a mislead.
I'm sweating a lot, so I can't pee in the bath.
- Why?! - This is...
Why do you put this in?!
- This kind of thing exists! - I don't know what it means!
Why do you put this meaningless scene in?!
Okay, next. This one.
I'm going to brush my teeth with this.
- I'm going to put a cross on my teeth for the rest of my life. - Yes.
- It's here. - I don't know!
- It's four times the speed of the first one. - Wow!
- If you do it normally... - Is this original?
- I'm going to brush my teeth with this. - Wow!
- It's right here. - Oh, really?!
- The speed of light is also fast here. - Yes.
- How about now? - Wow! I don't know about this!
And lastly, here. You can see it well, right?
- I'm just looking up at the morning sun. - Yeah, you're right.
- No, you're looking up at me. - Yeah, you're right.
- It's fast even for running. - You're a speedy old man.
- If you pass this, you'll get 62 points each. - 62?!
So you've been looking at me for a long time.
- I got 16 points. - Wow!
- Yes! - You did it!
- 16 points is really high. - 16 is amazing!
- It's crazy! - I wonder if I can break those 16 points.
It doesn't matter if you can win or not.
It doesn't matter if you can break those 16 points.
I've never asked you such a good question.
- Okay, my night routine. - Okay.
- I have no choice but to show you. - You look like you're having a hard time.
- I have no choice but to show you. - If it's like this...
Shibata and Yusuke's night routine before going to bed!
Most of the time, they watch YouTube videos on their bed.
It looks like they're watching a video of Hiroyuki cutting his hair.
- Hahahahaha! - Have you ever seen Hiroyuki cutting his hair and winning a lottery?
- Hahahahaha! - Before working out, C4!
This is a powder for pre-workout, but it doesn't seem like you'll be drinking it this time.
Workout you don't know where you're training or something like that.
It's very hard to work out on your bed, so I recommend you do it on a mat.
Wow, so beautiful!
It takes about five minutes of muscle training. You're so naive!
This training is called "boring shadow boxing".
By doing shadow boxing in a boring way, you can train both your mental and physical strength at the same time.
You don't sweat much in muscle training, but you sweat a lot in the bath!
By the way, you take off your clothes in the bathroom. No particular reason.
Whoa! It's an accident!
For shampoo, I use purple shampoo.
I have blonde hair for a very long time, but recently I started using purple shampoo.
You can prevent your blonde hair from getting dirty.
To let the purple soak in, leave it for a while.
In the meantime, I wash my face.
I'm using a face wash called "LABO SERIES" now.
I like scrub-type face washes,
but when you put it in your eyes...
Ouch!
It's kind of a habit, isn't it?
Oh, it looks like it's in my eyes.
Oh, this is what I like about Do-Em!
To let the face wash soak in, leave it for a while.
To make good use of this time,
I take a bath and wash dishes.
Washing machines tend to accumulate, don't they?
I scrub my hair with a sponge.
I'm nervous, aren't I?
Then, I remove my hair and hair from the washstand.
It's also good for blood circulation, so I highly recommend it.
For your pet brachiosaurus,
I feed it at this time of day.
This time, I fed it a bag of Koala March.
Then, I put some nice hair oil I bought at a hair salon on my wet hair.
I'm wearing goggles so that the oil doesn't get into my eyes.
The hair dryer I'm using is called "DIFA".
It's got a heat sensor on it,
and it's supposed to dry my hair nicely.
To let the face wash soak in,
I thought of making a drink called "oropo" with oronamine tea and coca-cola,
but I didn't have coca-cola, so I'm using "r-one" this time.
(What's that?)
I don't drink it now, but I cool it down.
This is a hand sanitizer,
but I recently switched it from olive oil to hair oil.
With an electric toothbrush,
I often brush my teeth without thinking about anything while watching a video on my smartphone.
And I go to bed normally.
Sometimes I don't go to bed.
Can I go to bed?
Oh, you went to bed.
Wow!
It's changed.
It's better than I thought.
My night routine is too unusual and bad.
I'm very curious about it.
You don't know too much about it.
It's difficult, isn't it?
I thought it was suspicious here.
First of all, I bought a new one.
I bought a new one.
You erased your name and sent it to the police.
Oh, you're right.
Just a second, please.
First of all, I took off my clothes.
I washed my face.
I ate brachioceros.
I brushed my teeth.
You changed your clothes.
You had different clothes.
Okay, let's see.
I'll say what you're right about.
I washed my face.
I brushed my teeth.
- Oh! - Oh! I see!
- We got four! - Is this the right time?
- Is it now?! - Which is it?!
- This is it! - This is where I thought of it!
- He's doing it really slowly. - He's doing it normally...
- His abs... - It was a bit weird at first, wasn't it?
- It looks like you're doing it really slowly. - Why are you doing it so slowly?
- It was harder than I thought at first. - Yeah.
- The movement is... - It looks like a koala's march.
- If you shake it like this, it looks like it. - What is this scene?
- What is this?! - What is this?!
- What is this? - This is weird.
- This is already over. - This is already over.
- What is this?! - What is this?!
- This is the last one, where you aim for a lot of points. - I thought of it really fast.
- 3 points... 5 points... - 3 points and 5 points!
- You're strong, Tetsuya. - I'm weak?!
- I'm cruel?! - You're that weak?
- Let's not film a night routine for the rest of our lives. - It has nothing to do with it!
- Let's live twice as fast from now on. - On the contrary!
- Let's not film a night routine that's twice as fast.
- Let's live with speed.
- The world is giving us night routines, you know?
- If you think you're tired, you're working too hard!
- Why don't you do it slowly and edit it later?
- You might be able to do about half of it.
- Anyway, let's meet again in the next night routine. Goodbye!